I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
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Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
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As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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