her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
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I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
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Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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