Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
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