Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
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