The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
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Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
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And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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