i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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