youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
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Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
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Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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