Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
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I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
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Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
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