i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
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Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
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He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
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