she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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