**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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