I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
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