ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
Acid is not a monday night drug
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
i need to put some appletini on your dick
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
dude. I can hear the air.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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