Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
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Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
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If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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