I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
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I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
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Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
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