walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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