At least make sure they are 18
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I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
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Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
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The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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