This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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