I wish Morgan Freeman narrated my life.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
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I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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