If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
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i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
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Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
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