we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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