i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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