At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
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Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
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And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
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