I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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