we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
