Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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