Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Boobs speak an international language.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
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