when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
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at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
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Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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