OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
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just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
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You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
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