I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
Randomize
