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Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
FUCK WHALES
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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