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(516): View more from New York

watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...

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(614): View more from Ohio

Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is

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(601): View more from Mississippi

there are ass prints on the hood of my car.

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.

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(925): View more from California

You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.

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(319): View more from Iowa

One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.

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(858): View more from California

cinco de mayo stole my toenail

(415): View more from California

cinco de mayo stole my virginity.

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