Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(604): View more from British Columbia

it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you

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(216): View more from Ohio

ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.

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(501): View more from Arkansas

he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake

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(949): View more from California

He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.

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(250): View more from British Columbia

At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.

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(631): View more from New York

im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night

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(248): View more from Michigan

No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.

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That'll put some boobs in that bra.

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(231): View more from Michigan

BRING THE BAGELS

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(203): View more from Connecticut

My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.

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