I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
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I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
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I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
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