Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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