I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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