Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
So much rum. So many feels.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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