Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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