The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
I party with great urgency now.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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