You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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