I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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