remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
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NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
You made out with two different species that night
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He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
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