At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
I just googled if crying burns calories
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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