you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
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tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
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ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
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