Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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