And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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