I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
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That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
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I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
PANTIES FOUND
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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