remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
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