Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

(985): View more from Louisiana

I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea

Fav 9 1227 3236
share tweet
(631): View more from New York

You only like me because I'm a challenge

(201): View more from New Jersey

You already blew me

Fav 21 6447 1627
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(434): View more from Virginia

NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.

Fav 20 7058 1528
share tweet
(732): View more from New Jersey

hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again

Fav 23 1931 8069
share tweet
Stay Away From These 29 Online Dating Red Flags
Read it at the TFLN blog
(214): View more from Texas

things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's

Fav 35 1534 5116
share tweet
(806): View more from Texas

Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.

Fav 9 2449 1279
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(206): View more from Washington

Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.

Fav 4 2710 1290
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(773): View more from Illinois

Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago

Fav 0 163 235
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(480): View more from Arizona

Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...

Fav 2 14 19
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT