Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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