p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
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