you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
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the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
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Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
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