I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
The ass gains better be worth it
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