so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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