The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
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